OMG OMG OMG, I GOT SHAGGED!!!Woo hoo!!
Opened my 18 lb box (which tracking said delivery would be 5/1, so it came a day early!)
and was soooooooooooooooo excited when I saw the "You Got Shagged!" letter right on top! Oh, I ordered 3 boxes, btw.
And maybe it's just that the flu is totally kicking my keister, but... I'm happy - ish...
Here's what I got:
2x folding pda keyboards (going to the church's rummage sale in a couple weeks)
4x poker watches (probably going to the church's rummage sale in a couple weeks - unless I decide I want my kids playing with them - I haven't checked the batteries)
1x x-box surge protector thingie - not sure if I can use this - maybe, but, our totally modern gaming system is a Sega Genesis (yes, that's right, from the late 80's!) and I can't put it under my laptop and no room where the PC is.
48x cell phone lights - tested one, too tired and miserable to check the others - might keep a few for the kids to play with, but the rest - headed to the rummage sale.
Here are the extras:
1x Nascar red dog collar (ok, neat - but I'm not a Nascar fan - make it the Red Sox, and I'd call it a grand slam
1x Nascar Dog Toy - Cody doesn't care what's on it, he'll chase it and play all the same, so he's happy! Just picture the dog in Over the Hedge jumping up and down Play! Play! Play! Play!
1x Bios Fitness Heart Rate Monitor - neat - but not sure what I'll use it for
1x Doggie Dance Deli Twists (see under Dog Toy above

Cody will dig some brand new holes in the backyard to bury these
1x Zenith EZ Hang-up stops unwanted telemarketing calls - Church rummage sale fodder (is Zenith still around? Haven't heard that name in ages!!)
1x Accutire Compass - again, church rummage sale fodder
1x GE SmartHome Magnetic Back Message Reminder - Cool, the kids will have a blast with this on the fridge
1x Williams Sonoma Gas Grill Lighter - Happy about this - I always think of flinging them, but hesitate b/c, well, I tend to blow things up inadvertently, and somehow the thought of pouring lighter fluid just seems like an accident waiting to happen
1x Gyration Cordless Optical Mouse - very cool! Not sure what I'll do with this - we use mini-mouses in our house, but this by far was the most valuable item of the lot. At the least, I can ebay this for a what I spent on my box. So for that alone, it was worth getting shagged!
1x Phillips Camcorder bag - WOO HOO!!! This is the item that made me happiest, since I just bought a Canon minidv camcorder about 2 weeks ago, and was thinking I needed to get me one of these!
So I am happy! I can't complain, in all honesty, because I can easily get my purchase price with just the sale of the Optical Mouse!
So, thanks, Shaggy! Not the most spectacular shag I've read about, but I'm content.
That being said, I do understand the MASSIVE disappointment being expressed by other Thing Flingers. The coupon is a nice gesture... but without being shagged, I'd be done with mystery boxes as well. I have been "unhappy" with the previous mystery boxes, and waited a long time before flinging this set. I'm glad I did, stupidly for the Camcorder bag, if nothing else, lol!
Thanks, Thing Fling!!