Philips has done it. They have designed a surge protector specifically for the laptop user. Yes, all you computer nerds, we have just the thing for you. A surge protector with Automatic Shutdown. You don't know what Automatic Shutdown is? Let me explain. The surge will completely stop electrical power once the protection is eliminated. This way your laptop will not burnout or explode. Pretty neat, huh? Philips also comes with a $75,000 product warranty.

The price is a modest $7 delivered to your door. I tell you, you could spend more at McDonalds.