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Oh, come on... you know that lady beats him up when he misbehaves.  I'd put my money on Beth any day. Here's a kids one for everyone. Jimmy Neutron or Timmy Turner?
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jimmy Neutron usually scews things up and Timmy has magic on his side, so I vote for Timmy. Bob the builder or Dora the explorer www.jannieb.net
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Dora would confuse Bob the Builder by taunting him in Spanish. Once confused she would use her possessed demon map to locate his weak spots and hit him hard. While living construction equipment is pretty sweet he won't get the orders out before Dora has him. Frosty the Snowman vs. Iceman Rock Rock On!
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It would have to be iceman. Just knock frosty's hat off and he is done.
Woverine or Spiderman
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Wolverine is more of a close combat fighter and while Spiderman can be, he usually starts out with long range attacks. However, Wolverines claws cancel out any long range attacks that Spiderman could do (come on, adamantium vs spider silk?) and in a melee Spiderman's speed is going to help him avoid the claws, while Wolverine's quick healing is going to help him with any blows that Spiderman might be able to get in.
Depending on the length of the fight I think Wolverine would take it, but I doubt it would ever get that far. The rest of the X-Men, having been alerted by Professor X, would break up the fight but not before Spiderman had taken a hell of a beating....
Here's one for any Discovery Channel fans: Jamie Hyneman vs Bear Grylls
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Anybody with the name Bear wins! Catwoman vs Storm www.jannieb.net
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Catwoman has nine lives so that's a distinct advantage. Storm actually has super powers which is good for her. I think the nine lives added to her natural cunning would have Catwoman coming out on top. Although she may be a few lives shorter in the end. The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man vs. King Kong Rock Rock On!
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King Kong - Monkey's love marshmallows & King Kong is no exception. A living, breathing marshmallow would be an even bigger treat for King Kong because he would have the pleasure of killing it first. The Trix rabbit or Sonny the Cocoa Puffs bird? www.jannieb.net
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In the great words used to describe planet Earth in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, the Trix Rabbit is "mostly harmless." Sonny on the hand.....there's something about that bird that give me the jibblies. I don't think he's just coo-coo for Cocoa Puffs I think he's just plain coo-coo. Sonny would tear his ears off and tip him over to use his blood in the cocoa puffs. Oscar the Grouch vs. Grumpy of the seven dwarves Rock Rock On!
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Oscar the Grouch! Grumpy doesnt wanna be bothered, he is in a permanant bad mood, but is also a dwarf, so he is small. He might try to bite Oscars kneecaps or something. But the bottom line is that grumpy lives in an enchanted forest. He is not street saavy. Oscar is a street guy, he lives in a garbage can, he can survive the streets. He also is more likely to not take any sh*t from anyone.
Stewey from Family Guy -vs- Cartman from Southpark?
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Stewie would invent some god awful contraption and destroy cartman... though cartmens fat****may protect him. The Girls from friends vs the girls from sex in the city? Founder of the A.A.A.A.A.A.
All American Association Against Acronym Abuse
Now shagged 4 times....
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The girls from Sex in the City would win because they are more self centered & cut throat! Timmothy Treadwell vs a Grizzly Bear? www.jannieb.net
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That fight already happened according to Wikipedia and the Grizzly Bear won. So round two is Timothy Treadwell's skeleton vs. a Grizzly Bear. His skeleton will keep clawing for four rounds but ultimately the Grizzly will crush his possessed skull and take the rematch too. Donald Duck vs. Daffy Duck Rock Rock On!
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Daffy. His clumsiness alone would probably put Donald in the hospital
Perry Mason or Matlock?
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Aren't they both dead? Travis Barker (on fire) vs Michael Jackson (on fire) www.jannieb.net
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MIchael Jackson at least had Pepsi to douse the flames. Plus if you ever played Moonwalker on Genesis you know how bada$$ his dance moves can be. Alvin and the Chipmunks vs. The Tiny Tim tag team (The singer teamed up with the kid from the Christmas book) Rock Rock On!
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Ripley - Why? I don't know! McFry guy or McLovin www.jannieb.net
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The grease would scald McLovin and that would be the end of that fight. A mountain vs. A molehill Rock Rock On!
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Amole hill because you don't see it, step it in & crack your ankle!! OUCH!! Country Mouse vs City Mouse www.jannieb.net
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If Tom and Jerry has taught me anything it's that mice from the city wear hats and striped shirts as opposed to their naked country kin. In addition, in the city the cats are afraid of the mouse and routinely get walloped into trash cans. In the country, mice seem to have real difficulty with cats and call the city mice in to help. So if the two tangled the city mouse would take it with a very dramatic uppercut. Mickey Mouse vs. Goofy Rock Rock On!
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