Ms. Metroid by far......Even without the cool weapons/gadgets.....



Voltron or Devastator (Decepticons/Constructicons)?

Inspector Gadget but only because Penny and Brain always find a way to save his butt. WIthout their help he would probably activate his helicopter hat and and fly into something knocking himself unconscious and vulnerable to some severe robo dog biting action. Actually, he will definitely knock himself out which will provide the window for Penny and Brain saving the day. Like always. The Blue Falcon would be laughing too hard to help Dynomutt.



The M&M characters vs. Fry Guy and Fry Girl

That's an epic battle but an easy decision. Hamburglar has the benefit of stealth. I swear to God he can teleport. Those old commercials were freaky. In addition, let's face it, he was BORN to take out burgers. It would take him awhile to pilfer all of the Mayor. He is a big burger but in the end he doesn't stand a chance.



The Death Star vs. Unicron

I like that match (Unicron vs. The Death Star). I never thought of that, and I have to agree with the previous answer. Unicron would triumph, in about a fraction of a second. It'd be a slaughter.

As for the Willy Wonkas, I like them both, and it'd be a close match. Johnny Depp's version could bite the head off of Gene Wilder's version, with those giant white choppers, and his unnerving CREEPINESS is enough to scare anyone away, but I think Gene Wilder's version would triumph. He was able to get a tad angry toward the end of the movie, and I do believe that would cause Johnny Depp's version to run away crying......."Good morning, starshine, the Earth says hello!!!!!!!"


The Superfriends (or even Justice League) vs. The Avengers (Marvel)

The Lizard for sure. He can go toe to toe with a super powered agile bug person who has a semi psychic ability to detect attacks. While Killer Croc is pretty damn strong and Batman usually beats him by outsmarting him he still can go after him physically. While awesome, Batman still has normal strength and speed (compared to other super heroes anyway). Really what it comes down to is that in The Lizard form the professor he is basically just a physical fighting machine just like Killer Croc. Neither one has much of a mental edge so it comes down to who is stronger. So the Lizard. Although I would love to see that match.




Swiss Army Knife vs. Leatherman multi tool

Axe!

In an incredible encounter all the iron power combined into these two forms of worriers fighting for the top spot in the "best of the best" list of cutting tools.

Both with hundreds of enemies down with out any compassion. Trees, Logs, 2x4's 6's 8's and all the way up had their encounter with them and all of them divided by these powerful instruments.

But on a one on one match the saw with all its precision and powerful torque found defeat on the simplicity of concentrated power of an axe.

After a long battle for the top spot the saw lost almost all of its teeth and the axe even though all scratched up and tired still standing strong.

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Bart Simpson or Bobby (king of the hill)

Also....it's nice to see the court taking an active part in the forums.

cell phones, no question.
Tailgaters I can DO SOMETHING ABOUT (can you say "brake check", cell phonies (self-ones) just endanger everyone around, beside, and behind them.

I once witnessed a woman (not to pick, just was) on the phone, with a book across the steering wheel, putting on mascara in the mirror, on the expressway doing 75 mph in the slow/exit lane, in 9 am rush hour (ok, late rush hour) traffic. I just shook my head, and dropped WAY back to exit. Darwin was right, just not fast enough.

8 track or cassette?
Let's see who'll show their age, besides me

Winnie the Pooh is a fat, hungry bear. He would eat those gummy bears up before the fight even started.



Gumby or Pokey?

Skeletor for sure! He's one bad dude!!






Hulk Hogan or Helga from American Gladiators?