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A heroin crazed monkey vs. 37 lemurs on crack
Hmmm... 37 Lemurs on Crack only due to the sheer numbers game. Speaking of which:
8 Maids a Milking vs 11 Pipers Piping?
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Rank: Royal Flinger
Joined: 12/18/2006
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Definitely the pipers............. Who'd win Ditka or Bill Brasky 65 Flings!!! and counting
In a small Texas town, a new bar/tavern started a building to open up their business. The local Baptist church started a campaign of petitions and prayers to block the bar from opening.
Work progressed, however right up till the week before opening, when a lightning strike hit the bar and it burned to the ground.
The church folks were rather smug in their outlook after that, till the bar owner sued the church on the grounds that the church was ultimately responsible for the demise of his building, either through direct or indirect actions or means. The church vehemently denied all responsibility or any connection to the building's demise in its reply to the court.
As the case made its way into court, the judge looked over the paperwork. At the hearing he commented, "I don't know how I'm going to decide this, but as it appears from the paperwork, we have a bar owner who believes in the power of prayer, and an entire church congregation that doesn't."
Every morning to cheer myself up, I create a computer file and name it Barack Obama. Then I move it into the recycling bin and hit empty the recycling bin...the computer always leaves his fate in my hands by asking.....
DO YOU REALLY WANT TO GET RID OF BARACK OBAMA?
I firmly click yes and smile
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Rank: Hot Flinger
Joined: 7/7/2008
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Ditka. Mothra or Rodan? 15th Fling: SoundGlow Touch Light for Tables, Closets, Walls, Hallways - L-200-6 $3.95 +$4
14th Fling: Linksys Wireless-N Broadband Router - WRT300N-RM $59.99 +$6
13th Fling: Solar Light House Black Roof C5115 $13.60 + $6
12th Fling: Smithsonian Astro Lab Projecting Planetarium TOB-9996 $6.99 +$4
11th Fling: The $9.69 Fun Mystery Box + $6
10th Fling: MYSTERY-ITEM-1 $8.59 Mystery Item - One item, one mystery + $6
10th Fling(attempted): 36 Tubes of Super Glue - Free! Just pay the shipping $ FREE! + FREE S/H (False Advertising)
9th Fling: 36 Tubes of Super Glue - Free! Just pay the shipping $ FREE! + $4
8th Fling: 36 Tubes of Super Glue - Free! Just pay the shipping $ FREE! + $6
7th Fling: $8.59 Mystery Item - One item, one mystery - MYSTERY-ITEM-1 + $6
6th Fling: Noise Canceling Headphones HPNC250 $3.99 +$6
5th Fling: $24.99 MB + $4
4th Fling: $24.99 MB + $6
3rd Fling: Weigh Station Combination Kitchen Scale and Cutting Board $19.99 + $6
2nd Fling: 20 Magnavox Headphones-MAG-HPHONE-10P Free + $10
1st Fling: $123.45 MB
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I just wanted to mention that this thread is making me CRAVE Celebrity Deathmatch!
I seriously loved that show.
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mcsejung wrote:Ditka.
Mothra or Rodan? Rodan for the win!!!!! Mork or the Greatest American hero Founder of the A.A.A.A.A.A.
All American Association Against Acronym Abuse
Now shagged 4 times....
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Location: Perry, NY
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Mork. Did you ever see the episode where they have the "invisible" fencing swords. It's hard to defend what you can't see and Mork rocked with that thing. Alfalfa vs. Dennis the Menace Rock Rock On!
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dennis the menace, he got the slingshot you could put a eye out with that thing!!
Voltron or Devastator ( from transformers)?
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Voltron owns all... the true test... Chuck Norris vs king Lee Founder of the A.A.A.A.A.A.
All American Association Against Acronym Abuse
Now shagged 4 times....
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Rank: Royal Flinger
Joined: 2/27/2007
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Location: Florida
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Chuck Norris...after all..he has an infomercial!
Mario or Luigi?
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Rank: Power Flinger
Joined: 5/5/2008
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I'd say Mario has the weight advantage, but Luigi has speed and reach. I'd give the round to Luigi.
Coffee or Chocolate?
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Ranc0r wrote:I'd say Mario has the weight advantage, but Luigi has speed and reach. I'd give the round to Luigi.
Coffee or Chocolate? MY GOD! How cruel! How can you make ANYONE choose between the two?? Lets see..both have a zip effect when consumed...both have an after crash effect when consumption ceases...both are quite yummy in their own unique way....both can be served in liquid or solid forms...NO..can't choose..I say Mocha! Ren or Stimpy?
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Ren would take most of the rounds as Stimpy would not fight back. Due to his anxiety and high blood pressure though Ren would have a heart attack before he could win. Moby Dick vs. Willy from "Free Willy" Rock Rock On!
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jkan0525 wrote:Ren would take most of the rounds as Stimpy would not fight back. Due to his anxiety and high blood pressure though Ren would have a heart attack before he could win.
Moby Dick vs. Willy from "Free Willy" Moby Dick - as Ishmael said: "else by creating small islands in his wake, he would have destroyed the ship by simply moving" Willy has nothing on that . . . FedEX guy vs. UPS guy?
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Rank: Power Flinger
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The UPS guy would draw first blood with Monday service, but FedEx man would counter with free Saturday delivery. In the end, the two battling behemoths would charge each other at the center of the ring, colliding with such ominous force, that they'd merge into one being, the incredible, invincible...
FedUp.
I suggested the coffee vs. chocolate thing just to see the mettle of who I'm dealing with here. And I agree, if I can't have both, just shoot me.
One bourbon, one scotch or one beer?
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Rank: Crazy Flinger
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One beer would dilute one scotch and one bourbon to the point where they would no longer be themselves. Although one bourbon and one scotch are cousins and may team up to beat one beer they would become part of the larger mass of beer. Like the blob Captain Planet vs. General Electric Rock Rock On!
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Rank: Power Flinger
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Capt. Planet, no General since Patton ever did any real fighting. Plus, there's a fistful of captains, to only one general, so...
Captain America vs. Wonder Woman?
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Ranc0r wrote:Capt. Planet, no General since Patton ever did any real fighting. Plus, there's a fistful of captains, to only one general, so...
Captain America vs. Wonder Woman? Wonder Woman . . . basically this fight will drag on and on for ages - as they are so closely matched, until finally the two combatants fall deeply in love and realize that their adversarial emotions were really that of attraction - and Wonder Woman will pull him in close with her Golden Lasso - they will gaze into each others eyes and fall deeply in love, cessation of all hostility will commence. Sometime though, after the Justice League wedding ceremony when a few months have passed, Wonder Woman will get tired of Captain America leaving the seat up and not taking out the trash . . . she will hold out (sex) for a new refrigerator, sauna, or whatever else she wants, realizing that indeed, with a gleeful smile, that she HAS WON by simply closing her legs . . . and as such it will continue, until Captain America becomes nothing more than Captain Third World Nation beat to hell by the superior power of a woman - cold showers and paychecks spent chasing strippers he can never have because he now sports a pot belly and has been turned into a lech . . . The power of p#$$y trumps all (even Chuck Norris). Gumby vs. Mr. Bill
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GUMBYSylvester Stallone or Dolph Lundgren?www.jannieb.net
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In a movie fight Stallone takes it (in a knock down drag out fight much like Rocky IV, wait......just like that). In a legit bout Dolph takes him in the first round. It would probably not be pretty either. Samus Aran vs. Ripley Rock Rock On!
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SkaTroma wrote:ShaggyFling...because it sounds more fun to say Shag me as opposed to King me
Jack Nicholson's Joker or Heath Ledger's Joker (the characters NOT the actors, I think we know the answer to the actors...and if you say Burgess Meredith, I'll punch you in the face!) Sorry, a little late, and no longer on topic, but Burgess Meredith was The Penguin, Cesar Romero was The Joker. Yes, I'm a geek.  
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