OK Now I have officially been shagged.

I ordered:

4 Super Bright LED Flashlights - 14 Powerful LED Bulbs*
1 X Bios Fitness Cardio Health Kit
2 X Black & Decker Freewire 5 Pieces Starter Kit

Last week and they all shipped together.

I received all of the above PLUS

a bunch of dental flosses (4 or 5 packs of 20 flosses)*
an 8 foot retractable Ethernet cord
a motion sensor alarm with keyring arm/disarm *
a LED that attaches to your keys so you can see where the key hole is*
a 10 piece tool kit*
a US Marine pillow**

*All things with a "*" were stolen by my mother

** Firstly, I have to thank the royal court on behalf of my mother.

She recently (a few years ago) had a disk in her neck disintegrate and needed to have bone grafted from her hips to rebuild the disk. This pillow actually forms around her neck and she stole it before I could even take inventory. She laid down with it and was comfortable for the first time in ages. She started to cry and wanted me to convey to you all how appreciative she is that she can sleep well tonight.

She has stolen about half of what I order and promises at some point to reimburse me. She is now a VERY loyal thing-flinger even though she does not use the internet and I am more appreciative than I can convey with the written word at how pleased you have made her.


As for myself, I could not be happier with you guys. I have had a few small issues which were resolved quickly and professionally and you have almost always thrown in just a bit extra. I am a loyal flinger and just purchased the 123.45 MB (though I have no idea how I will be able to afford it.) While this shagging basically eliminates any chances of getting shagged on the MB I honestly am so pleased at how happy my mother is.

I wanted to take the time to write this up to really thank everyone in the court for making my day today by bringing a smile to my mothers face.

I would include pics but my mother stole most of it before it was unpacked, let alone after I got my camera.

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Unemployed (Student) and addicted.
Shagged 1 time on 7/8/08

Xantrex 400watt Micro Power Inverter
The One the Only $123.45 Mystery Box Delivered
4 Super Bright LED Flashlights
Bios Fitness Cardio Health Kit
Black & Decker Freewire 5 Pieces Starter Kit X2
Monster High Capacity Pro Charger X3
XPower by Xantrex - Power Inverter 1000
Solar Powered Laid Back Frog Garden Night Light X2
The Return of the $10.00 Mystery Box
10 Magnavox Headphones- X2
Mystery Box - $31.99

How cool is that?? Way to go TF!!!

I feel your Mom's pain!! I have degenerative disc desease in my upper back and NOW a bulging disc in my lower back It is hell!! I can barely get out of bed in the mornings now! I'm glad this made her so happy!! She deserves it!!

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44 Flings Flung and WAAY more to come!
Female in case you don't know LMAO