Indeed King - Indeed!
Let me take the bull by the pointed end and make some suggestions of what I would like to see offered for free.....
1. A years supply of flour. It's the best.
2. A book about pterodactyls. I don't want to read it - I just like spelling "pterodactyls"
3. A Winnebago, heck, a herd of Winnebagos (obligatory, but obscure Tubes reference)
4. Seven one dollar bills with sequential serial numbers
5. A coupon for a free item coupon on ThingFling. We could all send it in, and cause an infinite loop and the universe would implode. I'm thinking ahead.
6. A monkey. Who's with me? Who else wants a monkey?
7. A trip on a time machine. Or some gum. I will be happy with either.
8. Mac and Cheese. Like mom used to make.
9. Inner peace. And a cute outie belly button.
10. A plutonium U-235 space modulator
Please King - just one off my list and I will be happy.
Nitro. Mmmm. Smells like victory......