I started this post because a funny thing happened to my most recent fling, thought there might be some more funny stories out there. I remember the raccoon pix and a few more that could have been posted here. Ok...here goes:
My DH and I went to the Amish market today leaving the 2 kids home to sleep. I get a call from #1 son saying FedEx dropped off a package (no, I wasn't expecting anything from TF today, all were either new or processing). He said the box said "KEEP FROZEN" so he put it in the freezer. We get home and start doing other stuff and I completely forgot about the box. I get ready to start dinner and go to the freezer to get something out and there is the box, still wrapped in a FedEx plastic bag. I get the stuff I wanted out and grab the box too...it rattles...hmmmmm. I take the box in the kitchen and it in fact says "KEEP FROZEN." I open the box an it is the 30 FM radio thingees I ordered...FROZEN! Son was so proud of himself for actually reading the box and following the instructions I didn't have the heart to tell him right off it was a fling not steaks. He came out while we were playing with one asked where those came from, I was honest, I told him the freezer.
Note to TF, I am so happy you reuse boxes but PLEASE...if it says "KEEP FROZEN" on it, either use another box for mine or cross out all instructions. I don't want future MBs ending up in my freezer with the frozen brussels sprouts.

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PS...The radios are really neat (once they thawed out and defogged), hubby has already grabbed 5, DD 2 and the rest are destined for sleep away camp, once again, nothing left for mom!

I NEED a good MOM SHAGGING!!!