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devilish69fling
#1 Posted : Monday, June 23, 2008 5:55:47 PM

Rank: Crazy Flinger



Joined: 2/28/2008
Posts: 370
Location: Suburban Kansas City
THE FOOL'S PRAYER

THE royal feast was done; the King
Sought some new sport to banish care,
And to his jester cried: "Sir Fool,
Kneel now, and make for us a prayer!"

The jester doffed his cap and bells,
And stood the mocking court before;
They could not see the bitter smile
Behind the painted grin he wore.

He bowed his head, and bent his knee
Upon the Monarch's silken stool;
His pleading voice arose: "O Lord,
Be merciful to me, a fool!

"No pity, Lord, could change the heart
From red with wrong to white as wool;
The rod must heal the sin: but Lord,
Be merciful to me, a fool!

"'T is not by guilt the onward sweep
Of truth and right, O Lord, we stay;
'T is by our follies that so long
We hold the earth from heaven away.

"These clumsy feet, still in the mire,
Go crushing blossoms without end;
These hard, well-meaning hands we thrust
Among the heart-strings of a friend.

"The ill-timed truth we might have kept--
Who knows how sharp it pierced and stung?
The word we had not sense to say--
Who knows how grandly it had rung!

"Our faults no tenderness should ask.
The chastening stripes must cleanse them all;
But for our blunders -- oh, in shame
Before the eyes of heaven we fall.

"Earth bears no balsam for mistakes;
Men crown the knave, and scourge the tool
That did his will; but Thou, O Lord,
Be merciful to me, a fool!"

The room was hushed; in silence rose
The King, and sought his gardens cool,
And walked apart, and murmured low,
"Be merciful to me, a fool!"

- Edward Rowland Sill (1841-1887)


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jellybean
#2 Posted : Monday, June 23, 2008 8:16:03 PM

Rank: Crazy Flinger



Joined: 1/19/2007
Posts: 160
He will be missed

Sad
Jiinx
#3 Posted : Monday, June 23, 2008 10:50:41 PM

Rank: Crazy Flinger



Joined: 12/25/2007
Posts: 496
I have enjoyed him for 2 decades since even before I could really understand some of his 'humor'. Yes he will be missed. But now he is performing for others. Angel
~~Jinx Cool
"I reject your reality and substitute my own" - Adam Savage, Mythbusters

Flings Flung: 40 total orders- Regular items- 22 Orders, 40 items; MB/AMB- 16 orders, 23 MBs/AMBs; 2 Canceled( 1 voluntary, 1 bad batch of Batteries w/ Chargers)
In 9 months of Flings I have already surpassed my purchases of almost 2yrs on that other DOD site where it's nearly impossible to get their mystery 'bag'... lol
~~Jinx Cool
Jiinx
#4 Posted : Monday, June 23, 2008 10:52:10 PM

Rank: Crazy Flinger



Joined: 12/25/2007
Posts: 496
I have enjoyed him for 2 decades since even before I could really understand some of his 'humor'. Yes he will be missed. But now he is performing for others. Angel
~~Jinx Cool
EDIT: Sorry for the double post. I clicked on 'Post' but it didn't seem to, it loaded the 'Post a Reply' screen as if I had just refreshed the page.
"I reject your reality and substitute my own" - Adam Savage, Mythbusters

Flings Flung: 40 total orders- Regular items- 22 Orders, 40 items; MB/AMB- 16 orders, 23 MBs/AMBs; 2 Canceled( 1 voluntary, 1 bad batch of Batteries w/ Chargers)
In 9 months of Flings I have already surpassed my purchases of almost 2yrs on that other DOD site where it's nearly impossible to get their mystery 'bag'... lol
~~Jinx Cool
debspurpledragon
#5 Posted : Tuesday, June 24, 2008 8:42:46 AM

Rank: Royal Flinger



Joined: 1/24/2008
Posts: 2,082
Location: Florida
Sad Sad He WILL be missed by many!! I too have enjoyed his humor for many years!!
49 Flings Flung and WAAY more to come!
Female in case you don't know LMAO
dracovon
#6 Posted : Tuesday, July 08, 2008 11:25:46 PM

Rank: Crazy Flinger



Joined: 3/30/2008
Posts: 150
Location: upper michigan
Sad not much else to say but F#*@ he WAS funny!!
was going to list them but list is way too long now!!!!
40+ Flings Flung and still going strong!!!



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